Porky’s Duck Hunt

Porky’s Duck Hunt is a duckball Looney Tunes Daffy Duck. cartoon, in fact, Daffy’s debut, involving Porky Pig going ducking and meeting/hunting a daffy, duckball duck that is too smart for Porky’s decoys, duck blind, or any kind of “duckster tricks” as he puts it (Daffy Duck). That duck was later named Daffy. The duck never mentions his name, (it was before they called him a daffy duck), and his head is rounder, and is more “duck-like” than Daffy, quacked, and was able to fly. Now let’s get on with ducking.

Plot
(The opening title and the characters that it is starring is shown, while the tune to the ducking song “A-Ducking We Will Go” plays, except with “quacks” between each time it says “A-ducking we will go.” in the tune.)

Porky Pig is a duckman who is well equipped and ready to begin ducking. Duck. Porky practices his duck calls, but then his ducktoller (duck-dog) gets really excited over ducks, and the man upstairs, thinking he heard a real duck, screams “DUUUUUUUUCK!” and runs downstairs into Porky’s “house”, dressed in just his underpants (with a “rubber ducky” pattern on them) and a fake duck-bill on, and throws Porky’s duck call back at his face.

Porky is ready to go ducking, he has everything he needs because he “read a book on how to duck hunt” (which was really a book on “how to dress up like a duck” upside down.). He got boxes of duck calls, duck decoys, breadcrumbs for ducks, a duck paddle-boat, camo clothes, and a duffle to keep a pet duck in. He is planning on getting a pet duck.

Porky is desperate for a truck, because he lives in a pen under a house, and pigs don’t usually drive trucks. He hi-quacks the man’s truck, but the man also needs to drive his truck, and Porky doesn’t even know where the truck keys are. The man yoinks his truck back, then, to prevent Porky from using them, throws the truck keys as far as he can into the duckpond. He then presents to Porky a rubber ducky, and tries to convince Porky that it’s a key. The man then thinks of HIS keys, and runs out to the duckpond to get them again, even diving in the duckpond! (While saying “I’m so dippy.....didn’t think of this!”.). Porky then says that it’s allright because he knows how to call a truck, and pulls his phone out and “calls a truck”, but then, guess what happens? A truck full of ducks (labeled “Truck Full Of Ducks”) pulls up at Porky’s house/pen. Porky jumps on top of the truck, and tells the driver, “To the duckpond!”. He then sings to himself “I’m a duckman, I’m a duckman, I’m a duckman etc.” until the ducks in the truck get an idea to push him down into the truck onto a “duvet of ducks” while he’s in the middle of saying the word “duckman”, so it comes out as, “I’m a duck, I’m a duck, I’m a duck.” Porky also sings part of “A-Ducking We Will Go!”.

They arrive at the duckpond, where some of the ducks in the truck want to jump in, but the driver tells them not to, and that “It’s not a pond, isn’t that considered a lake?)”. The truck parks at by the pond, so that Porky can get out and go ducking.m While Porky is ducking, the truck is parked near the woods. p

Porky sets some duck decoys in the pond, from a self-printed cardboard box labeled “Dee-Koys” (Porky is only a 7-year-old piglet, he can’t spell very well.). There are 2 types of duck decoys in the box: black and white duck decoys, or white and black duck decoys, to a surprised Porky, “What is this, 1818?” (18 is Porky’s favourite number, apparently.). It is clear the ducks in that pond are black ducks/dusky ducks.

At the pond, Porky spies a duck. p. But other duckers run after it and also start wanting to take it home as a pet. None of them, not even Porky, get(s) producktiv. A ducker is stuck in a duckblind and is giving the opposite effect, the DUCKER, not the ducks, can’t see, and he thinks the duck is still flying, jumps up into the sky, and picks up and cuddles a passing plane while saying “Nice ducky...”. .

Porky puts out all the duck decoys as p a p convincing duck decoy spread. Daffy (The Duck) arrives and does what is known by duckball/Daffy fans as “the decoy scene”, “the decoy trick”, or “the decoy joke”, by blending in with the decoys, confusing Porky, quacking when he’s not looking, and then going back to being as still as a decoy (with the other “real decoys”) when he’s looking. The duck (Daffy) does this repeatedly.

Porky then decides to “get the duck” by wearing/ducktaping (with camo duck-tape) a decoy to his head, and swimming into the pond. t This doesn’t fool Daffy. Daffy,w well, doesn’t swim.

Daffy then gets back at Porky, while quacking happily, by sneaking into his backpack and drinking his Powerade sports drink. p. He (Daffy) carries a whole 10-pack of Porky’s Powerade down into the duckpond, while Porky is screaming “No! My Powerade! That’s all my Powerade!”, and a whole quack of ducks flock to it and drink it like a duck to lemonad.p. The ducks all get hyper from all the sugar (except Daffy) and steal Porky’s paddle-boat that Porky was going to use for ducking, and the ducks paddle it up and down the pond, “like a Duck Commander”, while hyperly non-stop singing “Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends”.

Daffy then cuddles up next to Porky, but one mention of him actually being Porky’s pet, by Porky, makes him peck Porky,.

Then Daffy says, “I’m just a dethpicable, daffy duck!” and proceeds to do his “daffy dance” or “duck dance” on the water.

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Porky decides to paddle on the paddle-boat himself, takes it from the ducks, and tries to look for ducks that would be (or “like to be”) his pet. p. But everytime Porky says the word “pet” to any of the ducks, they peck him on his snout. p. The ducks finally decide to flip over his paddle-boat, and fly away quacking. p. Porky falls into the pond, and wants a pet duck, so a cartoon version of Pen Duckworth pops out of the pond and asks his catchphrase, “Do you wanna buy a duck?”

Cartoon Pen Duckworth brings Porky Pig back to the land by the pond, and Porky Pig just looks at the ducks. Porky falls asleep by the pond, and the ducks bring him a duvet.

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